Greg or Gregory Heffley is the main character of the
famous Diary of a Wimpy Kid series by Jeff Kinney. I am a huge fan and
have read all the books of the series. But I was just wondering what if Greg
was Indian?
Let me start with a brief character sketch of Greg. Greg
is selfish, lazy, petty, arrogant, egotistical, usually backstabbing,
and sometimes even cruel and dishonest, who apparently lacks talent. He hardly
has any skills aside from video games, and possibly singing. However, despite
all this, Greg still has had his kind and caring moments, it's just that, it's
not that often. He hates taking blame for anything, and would much rather take
all the credit.
Firstly, if Greg was Indian, he wouldn’t be Greg. He
would have a funnier name like Gadha Prasad, Genda Lal, Golu kumar, Gautama
Wimpy (not Gambhir). He wouldn’t have a huge bungalow with a garage and all
that cool stuff. He would live in a tiny-miny flat. His elder brother Rodrick, who has his room
in a garage, would not have one.
Greg hates Christmas, because you have to be at your
best behaviour, or else Santa’s Scout will report your mischief to Santa. Most
people in India are Hindus, so Greg could escape his “cursed Christmas”. India
is a diverse country, so if he chooses Christianity, then his Christmas follows
him. He has an advantage of choices in India, Holi, Diwali, Eid, Palkhi, Ganesh
Chaturthi,etc. Greg could celebrate Holi, but knowing the person he is, he wouldn’t like it.
He is a lazy person and not very fun-loving, so Holi might become his new
Christmas.
Greg wouldn’t get his beloved Pot Roast, because beef
is ban in India. He would also eat our roti
subji, dal chaval, pav bhaji, poha, upma, etc.
And lastly, Greg would dress up in kurta-
pajamas. It would be kind of awkward to see him that way.
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