Dhal gaya din

Getting off the bed in winter is one of the toughest jobs on this Earth. Unfortunately, 5 days of the week are working. So, what is our condition on each day of the week? Let’s find out!

1)    Monday: Dude, nobody really likes you, so just get out of our lives and leave us alone. After a week of chilling out, we’re back to work. We feel as if this Monday is a vampire aur hamara khoon choos raha hai.  Mondays are like green leafy vegetables. We really don’t want them.

2)    Tuesday: Okay week, you have arrived, I’ve started accepting. We are at this stage when we are starting to accept the fact that we’re at work and we really need to gear up and pull up our socks. We are like this pendulum hanging at its mean position, ready to move to the extremes.

3)    Wednesday- Yeah, I’ve accepted it. We’ve finally accepted the fact that the week has begun. It’s like entering a new school and finally accepting the fact that you have adjusted well. Wednesday is the kuch meetha ho jaaye day as acceptance is an achievement and deserves something sweet.

4)    Thursday- You’re about to end! You tell the week that you are pretty happy about the fact that it is about to end. The acceptance that you had the previous day has vanished and formed water droplets. The mind is just waiting for the next day to end so that you can actually stand on the bed and dance.

5)    Friday- You dance to the beats of Thank God Its Friday. You make your hair brush your mike and sing in the most besurili awaaz possible. Your hair looked shabby and uncombed and you’re clad in just your boxer shorts and favorite t-shirt. You eat all the stuff that you can.

6)    Saturday- Tum itna jo muskura rahe ho is the perfect tagline for this day. We dance, party, sleep, eat, watch movies, shop and just go pagal. We watch our favorite Kapil Sharma Show or Bigg Boss or Indian idol or any other show and sleep. Our snores are the loudest on this day.

7)    Sunday- Weekend, I need another day. You really don’t believe how this weekend just evaporated into thin air. You mentally prepare yourself for the next day by eating extra ice cream tubs to decrease your depression.

So this was how condition usually is on each day of the week. Thanks to my lovely friend, Srija who gave me the idea of this article. It’s her birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARNIKA SRIJA AKA DORY!!!!!